JOKES~ xDDDDDDD

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loll :X...
cute doesnt means young worhs :X...
like mi im not cute ! im ugly LOL!!

oo...erm...nice one...

lol..
boo~ u are the same age as my sis?
if ur old... then my sis is old too X_X~

There’s a mom with three kids-
The first kid comes up to her and says “Mommy, why did you call me Rose?”
And the mother said, “When you were a baby, I dropped a rose on your head.”
And then the second kid comes up to her and says “Mommy, why did you call me Daisy?”
And the mother said, “When you were a baby, I dropped a daisy on your head.”
And then the third kid comes up to her and says “Rarrfgdxdb… garblefarbleblock”
And the mother said, “Not now, Brick.”

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

A midget walks into a bar trips over some sh*t left on the floor.

Luckily no one saw him, so to avoid embarrassment.
He doesn’t make a fuss about it.
So he goes to bar and orders a drink.

A few minutes later a big fella comes to the bar and trips over the same piece of sh*t.
The midget smiles and says, “I just did that”.

So the big fella comes over to the midget and knocks him out.

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.

lol...
so funny sia X_X~
but the... a man n the dunno wad play golf de i dun understand ><!

lols means like de person having de funeral is actually de guys wife.thats why he has been with her for 35 years le mah and de other person thot he was actually stopping for a strangers funeral and thot he was a good person._.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6lUJ3qIUCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1v52f1TrWg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFjMBwwyq0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVXViw1qx9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2prS_Ldb_aQ&feature=related

these are funny youtube video from MadTv.I Hope U guys will take sometimes to look at it and laugh abit =x

OH!
NOW I UNDERSTAND LE .__.!
LOL... wife funeral he still play golf =.=ll
stupid hubby X_X!!